Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Missing the Olympics

I remember having skates just like the ones shown above. I sat like a little snowball in my parka, strapping them on my shoes and then shuffled off onto the ice. I was about four years old, and very proud of myself. It was my turn on the ice. I wasn't good enough to play with the real hockey players, but we had our own plastic pucks and sticks and we sure thought we were playing. The fact that our skates had four blades on the bottom didn't bother me a bit. In fact, I believe I was in third grade before I actually got my first pair of real figure skates.

Watching hockey during the Olympics this year, I realized how much things have changed. Aging has certainly changed me. My eyesight has probably been the most obvious change, other than size. Now I can actually follow the puck better when I watch the game on the radio. Think about it. The radio announcers know how much you can see on the airwaves. The television commentators assume you can see just fine. If given a choice between being given back my high school figure or my high school eyesight, I'd be throwing away my glasses. (Could we toss in that sharp hearing, too, please? No? I didn't think so...)

I got used to staying up late, watching the Olympics. I'd sit here and think, "I can do that...in my dreams." Of course, I can also fly in my dreams. I've been doing that since I was tiny. I always figured that most people have flying dreams. Maybe you don't. I always have. To me, it's more like swimming through air than what a bird does. I don't flap my arms or anything. I glide. People below me don't know I'm there. I'm fast. I'm silent. I hear things. Keep an eye on your ceilings. I'm not sure it's not actually happening. It's not an Olympic event, though.

But the skating. I always knew it took somebody a whole lot more coordinated than I've ever been to manage what they do. By the time they're done with their three or four minute programs, I'm practically hyperventilating. And I rarely agree with the judges. Was there anyone who thought that the Phantom of the Opera skate routine wasn't going to win? Just me? Well, maybe that's why they didn't ask me to judge this year. I'm available for 2014.

So I sit here, four hours after John went to bed, wondering why I didn't save some of the Olympics to watch later. Even with as bad a job as NBC did televising them (sometimes an hour between skaters, which was really a sad way to run things) I still enjoyed watching them. Too bad they didn't organize them better for the viewer. Why did I have to watch them all during the two weeks they were on? I could have just left them on the DVR and watched them slowly over a month, made them last.

Maybe in two years, when the Summer Olympics are on, I'll try that, because almost any book I own is better than almost anything else that's on television...

4 comments:

Schmath said...

I have flying dreams! It's always when I'm running away from a murderer, and the only place I can go is up, so I jump and flap my arms, and then I just keep floating up. It seems ridiculous now, but when I'm asleep, it just seems so logical.

Kathleen said...

I think it must be normal. Something we've done (either before we were born, or something?) or know we'll do someday, because our subconscious seems to know it's possible when we let go...

sherrie said...

I always start already high in the air, I fly for a little while, and then I always drop from an alarming height . . . I always survive the fall even though it almost scares me to death. I don't like my flying dreams other than the few moments while I'm flying before I realize I'm falling.

I'm not missing the olympics as much as usual. I wasn't always dedicated enough to spend so much time waiting for what I wanted to watch. Next time I'll have a DVR and maybe that will help. I really did enjoy most of it, though.

Patricia Stoltey said...

I'm missing the Olympics too, although I'm hoping I'll use the time gained to good advantage since I'm revising my current writing project.